Twinks fucking

Emo twinks enjoying sex while using a condom that is most likely self aware. Poor condom, meeting a little bit of a 'brown mass' inside ;) Would you accept a job offer where u could get good money for a 1 year contracts with 8 hrs daily work as ... as a selfware CONDOM?`:D To get used and resued again, as always after the fuck you would be transformed into a new shiny condom to a different place in order just to get used by other twinks? :D would u? ..?