PIZZA SLUT TEASER

I just wanted to get a nice fresh sausage pizza from my favorite pizza spot. They told me it would be at my house within 30 minutes, but delivered by a new delivery driver. Within like 23 minutes it was a knock on my door. I go and answer the door and it's a pretty petite woman, but she had sauce all over her mouth. I paid no attention and I grab the pizza and give her a huge tip, but the box felt super light so I checked it. It was a piece and a half missing, so I instantly demanded my money back, but she offered me something to make up for it....